Turkey and Purple Fingertips
The Hideaway:
Josh Larson, Josh Surette, Jerome Boutaud, and I put a considerable amount of work into Y2K9, which was nearly sent a few times. Jerome and Josh L. worked the Mellinium Traverse, both nearly snagging the ten-point problem, and Larsen completed a couple other problems on the Mellenium Boulder. Josh Surette seemed weaker than usual, but this was attributed to his attire, which included a flannel shirt that probably added 10 lbs to his weight. I stubbornly worked Tips Away (V7), in my ongoing quest for finger strength, but got shut down all morning.
The day came to a close on the project to the right of Y2K9, a direct line out of the overhang: A good flake to a left-hand crimp, bump right into a flat ledge underneath, and make a huge throw out to the lip onto a two-finger, one-digit crimp… and your feet cut. It’s still a project.
Pat Cummings and I stopped in a cave in Little Falls on the way back East from Thanksgiving, where I hear that Andy Salo did much of the development. We put together a direct line out of the left side of the cave, probably V5-6, and very fun. Then we moved over for a night session on some hard and powerful lines to the right side, and for some reason a second wind kept us pulling hard well after dark. Feeling fresh, I landed some of the biggest moves I’ve ever tried. If I had to grade on the direct line to the right, perhaps V7-8. Also, we conceived of a large loop within the cave, involving a couple obvious eliminates, that could be V10+. If anyone knows the names of the routes in there, please email me.
As a side note, that cave stays dry in the rain, and is a very good time… it has everything from overhanging jug hauls to crimp fests. Food for thought if you live in the area. And it’s sure to get you stronger.
Harriman:
Numerous sessions in the Master Bedroom. On 11/29, Pat Cummings sent Boner - V7. It links the Pumpernickel Taco Extension with Penis Head (a route near Fish Head).
Also, Josh Larsen nearly broke his ass attempting Pumpernickel Taco Extension, despite 7 crash pads and my [now unreliable] spotting. His left butt cheek landed on sharp rocks in a 1ft-by-1ft gap in the pads. However, the project is very close to completion, and I’ll wait for the official send to throw around grades.
Yet more Harriman pics:
NYC:
Just some pretty photos.
PHOTOGRAPHER WANTED:
Stipend includes adventure, picturesque landscapes, sustenance, and beer.
Central Rock Gym Gets Jason Kehl’s Booger:
CRG just received a brand new feature, courtesy of Rockwerx, from the twisted mind of Cryptochild and Soill Holds… It’s just the darnedest thing I ever did see. Already has some pretty sick routes on it, thanks to Josh Larson’s late-night setting session.
Parting Thoughts:
Don’t watch the movie, Brüno, with your conservative, Catholic parents.







give us some climbing photos, not only rock photos…. if there are 3 ppl there… someone can photo the action…. cmon bro, shits weak